I consent Sir, to this Constitution because I expect no better, and because I am not sure, that it is not the best.
The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, "What the hell is this? This person's happy!" You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
Christopher Hitchens was a wit, a charmer, and a troublemaker, and to those who knew him well, he was a gift from - dare I say it - God.
Maybe God created the desert so that man could appreciate the date trees
The persistent appetite for human beings for community is what we should all be dedicated to.
I have my books and my poetry to protect me