[Boycott Oscar] is like crying about not having enough icing on your cake. It's just ridiculous.
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it.
I'll do almost anything for cake - even trample little children!
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.
In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit. Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a spacetime portal? Nice cup of tea and a piece of cake. Possibly a savoury option would be welcome here too, for example a Scotch egg or a sausage roll.
I am proud of my cake-making image but life is not that perfect. There are socks in my fruit bowl.
get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.
The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food.
That could be the carrot on the top of the cake
You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.
I love cakes. Chocolate and coconut cakes. I love that combination!
The good news is, the cake is baked. Barack Obama will not be reelected president.
I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle.
Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with.
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
Flesh-meats will depreciate the blood. Cook meat with spices, and eat it with rich cakes and pies, and you have a bad quality of blood.
When most people return from Europe, they tell tales of all the sites they saw, the shopping, the entertainment, etc. Jews, on the other hand, return and say I had this slice of cake in Austria, let me tell you, I don't know how they make it! It was great!
While working in advertising, I channelled my creative energy into elaborate escape fantasies: cake making, dog breeding, the Peace Corps.
I needed to stop eating sweeties and cakes. It's the bane of my life. I had to lose the weight for my health.
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.