Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.
I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before.
Hello?. . . No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?. . No it's a nine not a seven. . . Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.
The most profound indication of social malignancy. . . no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.
Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.
She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile. ' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
In brief, sir, study what you most affect.
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
I've got a great sense of where I want to lead and I'm comfortable with why I'm running. And, you know, the call on that speech was, beware. This is going to be a tough campaign.
I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
I think bands, when they're on the road, they keep their sanity by developing an internal sense of humor.
Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.
Nature has a pretty sick sense of humor.
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them.
I am often the brunt of my own humor.
I'm a post-modern vegetarian. I eat meat ironically.