I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.
If you're truly psychedelic the difference between living and dying is quite immaterial. No pun intended.
I am thankful that my name in obnoxious to no pun.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.
In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot.
Coincidence is a spiritual pun.
Immanuel isn't a pun; he Kant be!
I like the old wisdom--puns, riddles, spells, proverbs.
The Good and Great must ever shun That reckless and abandoned one Who stoops to perpetrate a pun.
Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire
You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality. ' Pardon the pun.
If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.
Just as the witticism brings two very different real objects under one concept, the pun brings two different concepts, by the assistance of accident, under one word.
But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.
For one thing, I don’t pun excessively in real life.
I feel that I am entitled to trample all other considerations into the dirt in my pursuit of a satisfying pun.
I don't mind if smiles come at my expense, I'm a small price to pay.
